We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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