Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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