I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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