I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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