Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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