think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Randomize
