C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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