How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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