You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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