it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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