his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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