I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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