Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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