i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
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