You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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