Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I could make wine with my vomit
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
