Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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