Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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