He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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