hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
My ass is underappreciated
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He shit in the fireplace
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