weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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