What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Randomize
