my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
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