on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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