Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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