what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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