Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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