I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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