btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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