Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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