garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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