he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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