If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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