Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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