Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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