Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
