Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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