He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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