i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
