Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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