The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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