I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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