This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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