You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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