Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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