we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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