i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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