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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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