Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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