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took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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