these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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