Don't you send me to vm
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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